Ruri Saijou – AV Impossible (July 18th, 2010)
Catalog # MMND-055 – Region 2 – 16:9 Aspect
Running Time: 1:58:26

The Skinny; Ruri Saijou, famous or maybe infamous for her 111 M Cup figure, inspired a lot of comments last time I did a review of her work. This one is called AV-Impossible. Maybe they should call it AV Mission Impossible. It’s not much of a video despite its nearly 2 hours in running. Yes, Ruri Saijou is quite busty, enhanced or otherwise. But as far as the video goes, that’s it for the compliments.

To begin with, I haven’t been able to figure the name of the producer. There were no credits at the end of the video. I did track down their website (http://www.miman.jp/) where they have a some images in lieu of a preview for this video. When you click on the Topic called Contents you will see that they’ve made about a dozen or more videos, similar to this one, some of which you will recognize from the covers.

As I said there were no credits, and no montage either. What’s more – there are no music tracks at all. Aside from the camera and video editing stuff, this was basically a cost-free production Made on the cheap as they say.And I’m thinking that the producer is also the director. The director seemingly operates the camera, and quite likely he is also the owner of the hands that touch, fondle, caress, and tease Ruri. It is also most likely his tongue that is in play too. I might be wrong about that, but it just looks that way from the angles.

All told there are about 12 scenes beginning with Ruri walking and talking in someone’s back yard which is devoid of grass. Just stones, with an occasional potted palm. She’s very personable and attractive when you see her in clothing that could be worn on the street..

That's her in the center. Two minutes of this was NOT NECESSARY!

She yaks and yaks then finally heads inside to change into a bikini. We get to watch through this semi-opaque glass door. 15 seconds would have been fine. You can tell you are watching a woman take off her clothing to put on a bikini. but it wasn’t worth watching through the glass.  But we ‘watched’ through the door glass for more than two full minutes. Boring.

She’ll do a lot of posing in a two different bikinis – in the first she has to deal with annoying plastic hands that poke and prod her boobs. In the second bikini she works with an exercise ball.

Ruri as the Sweater Girl

The next two scenes involve a tight sweater and a tight tank top over a tight tee shirt. As I said, Ruri is very busty. Ruri studies some paperwork while the camera guy manages to tug down her vee-neck to get a peek at a deep cleavage.

This is followed by some energetic (and reasonably well coordinated) jump rope. This was a very good scene for those of you who appreciated a good wobble when you see it.

Then we find her in a bold one piece swimsuit which covers her up in the front but allows us to see her shapeliness. It is also a bit of a see through. Yes, there is a nipple plainly visible beneath the material. But in the back, it is just a thong. A skimpy one at that. Really skimpy. To prove the point they introduce a bit of rope to her camel toe.

While Ruri shows off in a white bikini,  the old standby – a body oil is used in the next chapter.  It’s not really all that exciting or provocative unless sleek and glistening skin is your thing.

The next chapter has Ruri in a frilly bra and panties. The producer-director-cameraman-performer finally gets some really solid ‘hands on’ in this chapter, and at 56 minutes we see our first look at her bare nipples and breasts.

Things are beginning to speed up, at least in the touch and feel sense as we next see Ruri in a zippered hoodie. Here, some gooey gel is poured into her cleavage, and our man with the hands gets to do a full breast massage.

Three more chapters remain. An oral scene follows with Ruri in a red knit working with a yellow penile shaped dildo. It’s just oral.

At 1 hour and 33 minutes, the next to last chapter, begins with Ruri in a  see through. In this one, our intrepid man for all seasons, or should I say tasks, will get to slobber all over Ruri’s boobs. From breast licking to breast sucking – it’s all there.

I hope he is finished soon...

The last chapter runs about 10-12 minutes with the dude having simulated sex with Ruri. Missionary, doggy-style, even Ruri on top. Don’t even think of seeing any penetration because there isn’t any. We don’t even see any genitals, pixilated or otherwise, from either side of this pseudo-sexual transaction. Oh hell, there is no sex. They’re just faking it. AV impossible indeed.

Hoped you liked my DVD. Bye!

Summary: Ruri is  a nice looking woman, with or without her clothes.She does bare the twins, after a lengthy wait of almost an hour. There’s plenty of poking and prodding, feeling and fondling, heavy breathing and moaning, groping, and a in the end, some poorly handled fake sex with the most unrealistic ejaculate ever.

I’ll watch Ruri again but I won’t recommend this one. This is most likely as far as she will go until bigger and better money is offered. Or  this is simply the transitional DVD that finds a safe resting place on Ruri Saijou’s sexual odyssey. From gravure, to this halfway point – and then her next step will be to go on to full AV.  Just guessing. Three point zero.