Minami Matsuzaka – Poron Chichi (April 23rd, 2010)
E-Net Frontier
Catalog # – ENFD-5216 – Region 2 Disc – 16:9 Aspect
Running Time: 88 Minutes

The Skinny: The Queen of Tease is back.Yes, you might say that gravure videos as a genre are all something of a tease and you’d be right. But to me, everything that Minami Matsuzaka has appeared in over the last two years is Tease with a capital T.

Minami greets us in the opening scene as a bar girl sipping a cool drink. We go back to hotel room with her, and sure enough, in short order, seconds actually, Minami has removed her dress and then spends the time posing in her transparent panties and bra. Lace appliques keep her covered where she is required to be covered. Of course the bra goes away. Did you expect anything else?

In two, we join Minami who wears a thong bikini at the swimming pool. The bikini top is at least two sizes too small. There’s plenty of underwater closeups. As expected, Minami removes the bikini top. In a neat sequence, we see the bikini top floating by itself below the surface, and behind it is Minami practicing the hand-bra arts.

Three has our model in a yellow top and dark shorts. She’s posing on a bed. She will tug the bottom of the top up a bit to expose the bottom portion of her breasts. After awhile, there’s a brief fade out,and when the scene resumes, there’s Minami beneath the sheets. She awakens and almost immediately, she opens the drawer and brings out a huge battery operated appliance. You know the kind. There commonly known as vibrators, and also know as a traveling girls best friend.

Four is a hands-on massage scene.First the back of her legs and her butt. Then her chest.

The hands go beneath the top, and there’s even special attention paid to the nipples. We don’t see them, of course, but there’s no mistaking the fact, that they’re definitely a part of the hand-on massage.

Five is the classic derelict building scene that we see so often in a gravure video. Minami wears a a tight top and panties. There’s a bottled soft drink on the window-less sill. So the scene heads into wet-tee shirt territory rather quickly. Then in a bit of editing ‘magic’, the soda pop that had been sitting on the window sill has been replaced by a mangoes and other fruits. So now, instead of the poured-liquid based wet tee shirt, we now get the crushed fruit wet tee shirt. I was actually shocked that she didn’t remove the top.

In six, we follow the skirt and blouse costumed Minami upstairs. There she quickly lowers the skirt to show off her pantie hose. But that was only a dream, because the next thing we know, Minami is again fully dressed. Her boss points to the floor, and she quickly kneels down. He hands her a blindfold, then begins to poke and prod her boobs with two pointers.

Minami is saying (in Japanese), “Excuse me boss,” repeatedly. Soon enough the pointers become plastic grippers that don’t look like hands but work like hands. Off comes the blouse, down comes the skirt.

Now the boss tosses a choker collar with a chain at her. She fastens the collar around her neck. Out come the feathers to tease her. Out comes a small broom. Out comes a small paddle. Eventually, a saucer is put on the floor, and Minami must lick the contents from the saucer without using her hands.

So Minami is not hurt in any way, but the scene is centered around her domination by an unseen master. To be honest, this type of scene is not my cup of cha. Even with Minami removing her bra towards the end, I didn’t find any of this exciting.

Seven opens with Minami in bed. She’s kneeling on the bed and her boobs are covered only by some white feather pasties. A similar pair of white feathers serves as panties front and back. No, I don’t think a strong gust of wind will render her naked… she is indoors.

But aside from these four strategically placed four white feathers, she’s nude. Categorically she is not naked, But speaking thematically, for all intents and purposes, she might as well be nude.

She then works with a large white object. It’s rather large and some one will pour some white gooey liquid onto it.Seems far to big for oral play, but Minami, if nothing else is a real trooper. She’ll try anything.

Then a dish is handed into her. This dish has two long penile shaped objects. So the sum and substance of this scene is that it designed and set up for fans who like to watch an idol go oral.

But wait, there’s even more. A huge object appears for even more oral hijinx with still more white drippy stuff coming into play.

Eight is a bath tub scene but there’s no bath water. Minami wears a green mesh top over another smaller beige top. A scissors will be used to cut away the mesh top. Then the scissors are used to cut a hole in the second top. Then we get the introduction of a clear gel which Minami will spread onto her boobs. While this scene was erotic, visually it wasn’t particularly imaginative, as the bath setting was all white walls.

In the ninth scene, Minami is back on the beach. She jogs up and back a few times. She’s wearing a small knit bikini. The bikini top will of course disappear and soon enough, Minami is nearly bare breasted. She will not use the well known hand-bra. At first it looks like she is completely topless. In a sense, she is topless. But not really. No, this time we get the sand bra.

She might as well be bare-breasted, because, in reality, the sand conceals nothing.

Ten finds Minami back in bed. She’s in sexy black and beige lingerie, inluding black garters and black fishnet stockings.  It is a pretty straightforward session of glamor posing with the panties and bra coming off. Minami uses her hands to conceal and keep her modest. The scene closes with Minami awakening, and the bra and panties are back on her body, so she will then play act at having sex with an up and down humping motion.

That was the last of the main chapters. There’s an 8 minute long behind the scenes that begins with Minami being interviewed while she works out on a treadmill. It runs about three minutes and change with the remaining time being a more standardized behind the scenes.

Summary: This was shot at the JWB Hotel in Cebu, Philippines. To be honest I suspected that as the location but I really wasn’t sure. The credits listed the hotel, and that’s how I know for sure.

This is a well-made gravure idol DVD, and is right smack in the center when compared to the body of work that Minami has done before. In short, there’s not much new in this DVD; even the sand bra has been done before by Arisa Oda and Mayuka Okada according to readers Malau and Joejitsu.

But not being original isn’t a crime. Apparently, the production houses will keep turning out the same style DVD with Minami for as long as they can sell them.

With so much of her boobs exposed, I suppose I can question the stated measurements of 115 cms for her bust. But this is really besides the point. I will recommend the DVD to those who aren’t familiar with Minami. And for those of you that have seen her before – no matter how well this DVD was made, it is more of the same. Very good but been there before seems to fit best as a description. Four point zero is your rating.