
Momoka Yamada – Momo Cup Miracle
Tits-Japan a subsidiary of Gas-Web
Catalog # Tits – 004 – All Regions Disc – 4:3 Aspect
Running Time: described as 50 Minutes – actual is about 48

The Skinny: First, let me thank reader and colleague Argyle1968 for sending me the DVD. He’s already reviewed it here at the Asian Beauty Appreciation blog. You’ll find his review to be lively, informative, and entertaining. As it turns out, the lovely Ms Yamada Momoka is well suited as a model for Tits-Japan/Gas Web. Her very large breasts fit right in for the specialty niche market that Gas-Web has chosen. This DVD has no nudity and no sex whatsoever, so Gas-Web has created a new label Tits-Japan for products like these.

A montage does open the video and runs about 02:45 but instead of it being a rapid-fire series of mini-clips taken from each scene, it is more of a slow-fire series and with a voice over by Momoka-chan.

The 1st Chapter is an interview of sorts. There’s two audio tracks – music and Momoka’s voice. She responds to questions that we don’t hear but we see in Japanese text on the left.
She’s wearing a sun dress and is relatively soft-spoken and calm. She does fidget with her hands. constantly making church steeples, and other configurations while not playing with her dress.
I think they showed us too many of these hand-shots, but on a whole Momoka seemed relaxed despite what she was doing with her hands. But the scene ran too long (9 minutes).
Chapter Two was very cute. Momoka is wearing ‘cat ears’ and conducts herself throughout the entire scene as if she was a kitten. And she nails it.

She has to be a cat owner because she had all the kitten moves down pat. She’d play from behind a red couch then over the back, on a shag rug, on a bed. She confronts herself, as another kitten, in a cute mirror sequence. They even trotted out a ball of wool, and a feather. The cat gestures were perfect with the soft paw pats, the head contact, and even how a cat would bat a ball of wool back and forth between her paws.

Of course you might be thinking – I bought this DVD to see her boobs. So while she’s play-acting at being a kitten, she’s wearing a white bra and panties with an open white cardigan sweater, and there’s acres of cleavage to ogle and enjoy.

Next is Momoka-chan doing some practice martial arts moves and then some light exercises. She wears an open Adidas style zippered and hooded sweat shirt over a multi-striped bikini top, pink and white wrist bands, and green shorts. There’a a lot of talking by Momoka about her boobs, a lot of jogging in place, and a good many Aerobic movements like stretching, jumping, bending, and so forth all designed to simply show off her boobs. The only thing that was bad about this entire chapter which ran more than 10 minutes was the sound of a winded Momoka’s heart beating towards the end of the scene.

A brief chapter follows with Momoka playing with some toy stuffed puppies. This scene was done with some fish-eye lens effects which distort the images to a degree. But her opulent breasts were front and center as the camera adopted the POV of the puppies as they were brought in close for some nuzzling and playing up close to Momoka’s boobs.

At 34.30 thereabouts we find Momoka opening the next chapter in the kitchen. She’s wearing a pink and white checked apron with a cute bear cub design. This has to be absolutely the most colorful kitchen you’ve ever seen. Variously colored pots and pans, different colored plastic utensils, and even a refrigerator and micro-wave oven in matching red. She’s going to lose the apron, slice open a fruit, duel with us wielding a plastic spoon and fork, regain the apron, then have some oral activity with a banana.

For some reason while this is going on (the banana part) they’ve chosen to not have a music track, and periodic comments in Japanese appear on screen. Then Momoka finds another vegetable that she will plant in her cleavage. She’ll offer a few words here and there. Meanwhile she’s doing all she can with this veggie to smother it and move it about between her boobs.
At the 42 minutes mark we get a bath room scene. Momoko is just standing there not in the tub. She wears a white bikini beneath a transparent garment. As I said, she ‘s just standing there. Suddenly the music stops and out of nowhere, soap is squirted on to her body.

She rubs it in for a few moments, then she uses a hand-held shower nozzle to rinse off. This is done in slow motion. Soon she will take off the transparent item leaving herself in just the bikini. We see how huge her boobs are – but unfortunately this entire chapter runs less than five minutes. And it is the last of the chapters. After two still images, and a Tits-Japan placard the video ends at just under 48 minutes.

Summary: Quite short as the video runs only 47 minutes and change. Maybe they’re counting the live action menu card to get to the 50 minutes figure that they use on the box cover. Momoka is certainly charming and has astounding breasts. The workout scene and the kitten scene were very nicely done with even more than just a heaping serving of boobs being presented. The puppy dog stuffed animal chapter was too brief And the bath tub scene was even briefer. But both were leading with her eye-catching breasts, and not much else was considered in these two chapters.

The rest of the DVD was forgettable. But none of this is Momoka’s doing. She’s a kind of cute 18 year old with big breasts and some extra pounds here and there to the extent that slim and stacked won’t be used to describe her for the time being.

The DVD hasn’t any major technical flaws or snafus; in fact technically it is excellent – it’s just that conceptually it’s not outstanding. But if a busty woman on screen and clothed is what you want – then this one does deliver. Three point seven five is my rating. I’ll recommend this for those who like big boobs, and I will say that this was pretty good for a debut DVD. I do look forward to her next release in November.

Below is the just released cover of the next Momoka Yamada DVD from Tits-Japan. This will be a November release. Thanks to reader Argyle1968 for this.

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Nicely done, Mike. Fair and balanced. I agree with practically all of it, but you know that already. I rated it slightly higher because it fits squarely in the type of gravure material I like, but that’s all subjective. I do hope the next DVD is longer and contains a greater variety of scenes (something outside would be nice), but overall, for the genre and niche in which GAS-Web competes, I think it is one of their best.
Thanks Argyle –
Yeah subjective is indeed a keyword. Some like this body type – others don’t.
And viva la difference in styles. Some directors go for lots of camera movement as in pans and zooms in and out. Here it looks like they accomplished most of the changes via edits rather than a moving camera.
On a side note – can you imagine living in that house where every room was exploding in technicolor. What ever happened to soft and muted colors?
jmm
LOL. I still think that “workout room” is one for the record books. Everything in there is a different color.
Momoka sure had the kitten moves down pat, didn’t she? That was so cute.
I think this is the first time in like 3 years that a huge breasted rookie does not get a 4.25 or better from JMM…
Kidding… I’m just kidding…
It seems that Fuko and Hitomi (formerly + Tanaka) have ruined us all… a girl like Momoka would have set the “boards” on fire a few years back but now it is just like, “hey look, another busty girl”. I have not seen this video, but I think she can make it big into the business. I dunno why they didn’t bill her as “L cup” though, is not as if a judge is standing there with a tape measure…
Thanks Mike and Argyle for the comments!!
Yo X-man . Thanks for taking the time …. to crack a few one-liners and to comment . Insightful comments as well.
We should contact the Japanese Board of Weights and Measures to register a complaint.
Kidding , just kidding.
I only recall three cup sizes amongst the biggest in Japan:
Hitomi Tanaka’s J cup
Chichi Asada’s K cup
and Fuko’s P Cup
I know Gas-web regularly trots out some really big bust models regularly so I’m pleased that he’s branched out into the gravure side. Or so it seems.
I’m not sure that Momoko has elicited ho-hums. Right now I’d say that the label needs better distribution. And cheaper prices. Probably she’s not been seen as widely as you might think. Maybe that’s why this model isn’t burning up the forums that discuss these “sizeable” issues.
jmm