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Mayuka Okada & Junne - Hamy Pie (2007)
Juicy Fruit/Japan Media Supply
Catalogue #JCF-10 - ALL Region Disc

The Skinny: A trip from sexy and sensational to “are you kidding - that’s silly” and back. As usual, the powerhouse Okada sisters will practically bludgeon you with their chatter and giggles making you reach for the remote to fast forward through a scene. And then in the next moment, the pace becomes the far more welcome slow and sexy. Its a roller coaster ride for three - you, Junne, and the busty Mayuka.

For once the DVD does NOT begin with the montage. This time the girls sail on screen each wearing a variation of a black and white polka dot dress. Mayuka has the bigger dots and shows off more boobage. The girls ‘ham’ it up tossing what I presume to be a series of jokes at the viewers. They also take great pleasure in showing as well as telling you about their respective measurements.

Only after this hilarity, including a dip in the pool, has run it’s course do we get the montage, which is spoiled because they chose to employ the blurred around the edges of the frame technique.

Up next is massage. In Bali, everyone takes a massage, including me. It goes with the territory. Only in this DVD, rather than having a professional massage, the Okada sisters ‘massage’ each other. Maybe it was merely a way to allow for some ‘under-the-top’ tit groping.

Following this we join Mayuka in bed. It just so happens to be a beautiful setting, and Mayuka wears some lovely lacy underwear. The fact that this scene offer the viewers an opportunity to be teased should be stated. Mayuka does undo her bra, and does show off a good part of her big bust is worth noting.

What must be an interview is next on the agenda. The sisters wear bikinis while posing against the railing of the deck which overlooks the Balinese jungle. There’s not a lot they can do visually with this scene due to placing the against the railing. The girls can turn but the camera can’t go behind them.

Mayuka is wrapped in toilet paper in the following scene, and Junne then makes a mess of it by shooting at her sister with a water gun. Ho hum.

But it gets worse. Junne is floating in the pool. Mayuka is now armed with the water gun and is shooting at Junne. You’d think someone already wet and already in the pool wouldn’t mind, but poor Junne reacts as if she had been tossed into the pool fully dressed.

In the next stanza, a fruit is crushed then rubbed over their bodies. They make a big show of eating a banana for the obvious phallic reference. Then each applies chocolate pudding to the other’s body. Can you spell ‘messy’?

These girls must be used to this as they did a similar scene with Fuko in Chichi Darake, which not incidentally was shot in this same location. Looks like one trip and two DVDs to me. To the producers, it is just good business. I don’t have to tell you a soapy bath follows immediately do I?

Following the bath, Junne gets her first solo scene. You will be seeing stars, both literally and figuratively when you get a good look at Junne’s bra.

The gals get together for a brief talk which seemingly is meant to introduce a hula-hoop scene. Neither Junne nor Mayuka can manage to keep the hoop revolving for more than a few seconds. They’re much better at the wiggle and jiggle without the hoop than with it.

Can you sit on a large beach ball and bounce? Like me, you probably never tried it. It’s not a bad way to watch some busty gals play, but I think it has been done to death and needs to be retired. Just having these bikini clad beauties dance might have been preferable.

While in the same place, and wearing the same bikinis as they did with the hula hoop, and the beach balls, Junne is quickly tied up. Mayuka pokes at Junne’s boobs.

Then in a blink of an eye, Junne is tied again and blindfolded, as Mayuka teases her with ice water and an ice cube. Somehow Mayuka finds this scene hilarious, especially when she continuously gropes Junne’s boobs.

New bikinis and we find both girls in the 4-poster canopied bed next. I think this is part three of the rolling interviews which pop-up throughout the DVD. We get an opportunity for ogling as they pose with no props. Fade out.

Fade in to a solo bath tub scene with Mayuka amid lots of soap bubbles. She’ll play with her breasts for us, and eventually the bikini top comes off. Yes, Mayuka has big, big boobs but there’s nothing new from a technical perspective on how we are shown this.

Next - another massage. In bed, of course, and with copious amounts of body oil. You will find that watching Junne run her hands over Mayuka’s ass is an exciting proposition.

Mayuka turns over and now Junne’s hands are all over these big hooters.

There’s a parting scene where the gals wave bye-bye and are likely telling us about how much fun they had. They will also again remind us that they have big tits.

Then they tack on about five minutes of so-so behind the scenes segments. Nothing special here and you can safely skip this.

Summary: This is an All Region disc, and maybe the Japanese producers will do this more often. While the production is first class - they’ve used that terrific Villa in Bali yet again, you can only take so much playfulness before it wears you down. Being wrapped in toilet paper or shaking your booty with hula hoop can only go so far. Shooting at each other with a water cannon, or rubbing chocolate pudding over each other’s bodies will chill down your ardor. On the other hand, a well done soapy bath, or a sensuous massage can make you watch the DVD again and again. Seems to me that Mayuka Okada and Junne should insist on doing a more glamor oriented DVD next.

They’ve played the wiggle, jiggle, and giggle card far too often. Show us something new! Three point five zero.

http://www.cdjapan.co.jp/detailview.html?KEY=JCF-10
http://www.amazon.co.jp/ハミーパイ-岡田真由香-潤音/dp/B000UA4M2M

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