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30 Sep 2007 1 Comment
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Sayuki Matsumoto – Yuenchi (2007)
Shinyusa Co. Ltd
Catalogue # – MSD-662 – Region 2 Disc
The Skinny: She’s a race-queen, a gravure idol, a stunning model, and a sexy busty babe. Just what we like for this website. The photo below is from her latest DVD from I-One. So much for promotion. Now let’s have a look at her DVD Yuenchi released this summer.
After an excellent montage we find Sayuki in a familiar bed. Check it out below. We recently saw Yoko Matsugane in this very same bedroom in her recent release Chichi Gurui. Yoko is the one in dim light and Sayuki in the bright. But it is the same room, same bed, same linen.
I had no idea the world of gravure idols was so concentrated that producers hire out the same flats. As for the linen, the duvet cover is made of Egyptian Cotton 400 thread count. How do I know this? Even I have the same sheets and linen.
Well the apartment and bed were the same as was the design of the scene. How many times are we going to have to watch a tooth brush poke a sleeping model’s boobs and tush? What ever happened to creativity? When the model tires of getting her tush poked, she rolls over on her side facing us and that makes for a grand presentation of her breasts.
While these are great shots, the credit goes to the model not the director. For the director, I propose a question. Can you do something new?
Do you think they went too far when they added some toothpaste to the scene?
From the bedroom and a tooth brush it is only a short distance to a shower…at least it is this way in every place that I’ve lived. However in Japanese gravure DVD, the model must change her lingerie for the shower.
So here is Sayuki in a different bra and panties. Her so-called shower clothes. When the shower ends she will remove her bra and panties from under the wrap-around towel. Yet when we see her next, applying moisturizing lotion, she has somehow regained a set of panties for under the towel.
After the lotion she will use a roller on her legs and boobs. This isn’t particularly interesting except if you delude yourself into thinking that she might expose a little more flesh – you know, accidentally. Don’t count on it, although she does her best to get you to think along those lines.
The next scene opens with Sayuki sitting on an industrial staircase. We can see up her skirt, and take notice of the design of her pantyhose. When she sees us, she heads upstairs to an office. She’s got on a tight top and a tight skirt. As she’s clearing away the tea cups from the conference room table, some one approaches her from behind with a ruler.
Now I know I just saw a similar scene in the same Yoko Matsugane DVD described above.
Is out and out copying considered professional plagiarism? This is nearly shocking to contemplate that one DVD company would lift entire scenes, right from the start with a steel staircase, a tight skirt, a ruler, and some conference table hi-jinks; from a recently produced competitor’s DVD.
But Sayuki grabs the ruler and asks, “Nan desu ka? or What is this as in wtf are you doing? And just like Yoko, Sayuki will climb up on the table. And use the ruler to poke and prod her own bust just like Yoko did. She is very bosomy isn’t she?
A rather silly scene follows. Sayuki is in a red bustier. She’s down in the bowels of a building somewhere. There’s a lot of exposed pipes and what not. Sort of like an engine room of a ship or a boiler room of an older building. And she’s dancing. The low light and the motion all served to prevent me capturing anything worth showing so we’ll just move on to the next scene.
Sayuki wears a bit of slinky red silk. She’s being chased through a darkened building. This is going to be one of those damsels in distress scenes. Will a hero come to save her, or will she turn the tables on the aggressor? What will the girl do? How about hiking up the red silk to show off some assets? Well she does that and then immediately they abandon that plot to see how sexy Sayuki will do with an ice cube.
From the darkened nightclub where the ice-cube scene was shot we are transported to a bright and sunny apartment. Sayuki rushes out to meet us wielding cooking utensils. But she’s not going to cook.
Instead we get to see some housecleaning. Mirrors, floors, walls etc…Actually this scene is kind of fun. You know watching a babe bending over can’t be all that bad. Until…
Until she climbs up on the white leather couch so she can receive…the dreaded…ice cream on a stick held by someone else. Oh, no! Then they double up on her – a vanilla ice cream on a stick and a raspberry ice Popsicle. Double trouble for Sayuki, and double boredom for us.
Next we are in some elevator. Evidently we are the victim, or we are desperately sick and in dire need of medical assistance. Nurse Sayuki rushes in at high speed. She takes a thermometer from he cleavage and takes our temperature, then the stethoscope to check our heart beat. I guess we are in dire need. Sayuki gets us into a better position in the elevator and she proceeds to disrobe. Right down to bra and panties.
This continues for a while until we find that we are still on the floor and Nurse Sayuki is still fully dressed. And she immediately exits. Another dream sequence. Must be going around town like the flu.
Sayuki must be very oral because in addition to the ice cube, the Popsicles, we now get the lolly-pop scene. This takes place in the confined space of inside a car. She wears a cute light blue bikini top with yellow trim, and it does a fine job of showcasing her big boobs.
Next is an interesting view of the application of some baby oil. It’s not so much that she will pour it on and rub it in. No, not that. Instead think of it being poured on and then you watch the oil run down the back of her legs.
Unusual and erotic are apt terms for this scene. But for those of you who are fans who like to see the oil rubbed in – they have that too.
As that scene ends we are transported to a hotel room. Sayuki is dressed as an airline stewardess and she arrives with a suitcase and a bottle of wine. She immediately falls backward onto a bed.
What’s next? Soon her clothes begin to come off. The scene is kind of interesting in that Sayuki does give us a sense of strength of her seductive powers.
There’s one more scene under the credits and a short behind the scenes segment. And there you have it. The DVD clocks in at 1 hour and 29 minutes and change.
Summary: Aside from the obvious scene lifts and lack of originality that we saw early in the DVD, it was pretty good. Shot nearly totally indoors, except for the car scene, which technically was indoors…the likelihood is that this was a fairly inexpensive production. Sayuki has the look that will excite men, and I hope to see her again in the future.
This DVD was too long despite there being not many repetitive shots. They tended to end most of the scenes by means of a facial close-up and the camera would then angle off to one side for the fade. I won’t take off points for that. What I will deduct points for is that almost none of this DVD was light hearted and fun. They were entirely too serious and dark. Three point five zero.
Jun 30, 2008 @ 05:48:32
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