Fuko – Kyo-P! (2007)
Saibunkan Publishing – I-Girl Series
The Skinny: Ok – the question of the day is – can a super busty model make a bad video? Not sure? You can always fall back and give the stock answer of – well, no matter what else is on screen, or no matter what they have her doing, she still has that astounding bust. And that is the story of Fuko’s brand new release.
This DVD is called Kyo-P!. The producer is Saibunkan Publishing. They have a website and they offer gravure DVD’s and photo-books. But the site isn’t in English.
The DVD opens with a standard montage that is guaranteed to whet your appetite as it offers up some exciting views of the scenes to follow – all of which have Fuko’s huge juggs prominently displayed. Of course, they can’t be displayed any way other than prominently.
While there is a beach scene, I’m fairly certain this is a local production, meaning somewhere in Japan. There’s nothing to recommend about the beach other than Fuko is on it.
In fact that is my major gripe about the entire video – the entire production was made at very little cost. The only thing that is luxurious about anything in this DVD is the size of Fuko’s boobs.
While the production itself doesn’t have any of the obvious flaws that usually become evident like bad lighting, washed out scenes, jittery camera movements, poor music, and the like, you can’t help but come away after viewing this DVD, thinking that this was day somewhere with busty Fuko, and they barely spent any money at all.
The swimming pool was a inflatable kids pool made of plastic and pumped up with air so it held about one foot deep of water.
The jacuzzi was an above ground, hard gray blue plastic affair that had a small deck and no lights, and very little surging water from what I could see.
The props they used for Fuko were a hula hoop, a tricycle built for a four year old, balloons, and a child’s fishing rod.
And incredibly, they even managed to demean Fuko by having her dress up in a black and white cow costume. To her credit Fuko willingly played the part despite the fact that they couldn’t even find a proper pasture for her graze in. Looked to me like scruffy lot with a bunch of weeds.
There is also the sight of Fuko on a Twister game mat – only they choose to show us this scene with the visuals occupying only one fourth of the screen – and the rest all black.
While we are treated to the sight of Fuko’s legendary bust in scene after scene, the lack of production values will wear on you.
Summary: Busty Fuko continues to amaze viewers with her prodigious bosom. This is her 5th DVD released since March. And just like her boobs, there’s no end in sight. Fuko continues to sell DVDs in ever-increasing numbers. No wonder the producers are lining up to throw wads and wads of Yen her way. Word has it that there’s yet another DVD in post-production at this time. The release date is scheduled for September 21st.
Clearly I mention the future and that Fuko will continue to astound viewers because there’s very little positive I can say about this DVD. Saibunkan got a crew together, drove down the coast to an out-of-the-way-location, and probably wrapped in a single day. And it shows. Three point zero.
I should mention that this is a Region 2 disc, and you will need a Region 2 or an All-Region Player to watch this on your TV. BTW, did you catch the obvious visual joke in the above image?
O-P! – Oh Pai, the Japanese word for breast is … oppai.
Wow. I’m stunned. Stunned by how awesome the screenshots are, and stunned that the locations/scenery could ruin the whole experience. It’ll be interesting to see if people can tune out the low budget aspects and love the DVD or get distracted as you were. Although I haven’t seen it yet, your review reminds me of some DVDs that are actually favorites of mine. One is Yinling’s first, and it’s charm comes from the seedy back alleys, run-down buildings, and no-budget editing. Also, Kaori came all the way here to Vegas, just to shoot in weedy fields, abondoned buildings, and next to rusty trucks, etc., and has other DVDs that come close to that. There’s something about a low budget girl that’s more “attainable” than a jet-set girl. Give me a girl with an inflatable pool anytime over a girl in a Lamborghini (although I’d gladly take the Lamborghini)… Anyway, between the great screenshots and the cautionary review, I think that my expectations are in the right place, so the review certainly did it’s job, although I would have liked to read more about other aspects of the DVD (like her performance). Actually, by lowering people’s expectations, you may actually help them to not be disappointed by it
… It’s at the top of my list of DVDs to get…
Whoa! Hold on there hawk — I didn’t say the experience was ruined!
Don’t put words in my mouth…I said there was lots of Fuko on display. I called her bust prodigious, legendary, and I said her huge bust was prominently displayed.
And that is the case – there’s no shortage of prime shots of Fuko and she looks very good as usual. But she doesn’t speak until the bonus section which has a lot of the making of [the DVD] type of stuff.
I like there to be some production values in the videos I watch – I know we are going to see a grungy or rundown location in every gravure DVD that comes down the pike. But I’m not talking about that.
I am stating that compared to all of Fuko’s prior DVD’s, this is the first one that I thought was made on a limited budget. I didn’t disparrage the technical aspects of the video at all. And I did give it a 3.0 out of five. If you read my review as cautionary, then it must be so – but I am comparing this Fuko release to her earlier releases. There’s no way I can rate this one as high as the others.
But I did love seeing Fuko in the Tee-shirt!!!!!
After you’ve watched the DVD come back and tell us what you think. As always thanks for the comments, and thanks for your continued interest.
JMM
I will admit that this DVD isn’t as great as P! and Dekaroman, but still, it was worth every penny just to see new Fuko material!
Also, I thought Fuko looked really cute in that cow outfit!
Hi Grant – glad you had a chance to view one of nature’s marvels again. Now we get nearly two months before ordering the next one.
Fuko has a cute face, no matter what she’s wearing – The box cover has her in the cow flavored bikini top – but when she first appears in the cowsuit complete with ears and pseudo-nibbling on some plant life – I thought it was a little much. Ha-ha.
Of course when you take Fuko’s library of DVD’s:
P!
Mix Juice
Dekaroman
Chichi Darake
and this one Kyo P!
you must consider this DVD against all of her prior ones – anyway my opinions are just my opinions.
Thanks for the comments.
JMM
MY NAME IS AS STATED ABOVE, I LOVE HER BREAST AND EVERYTHING ABOUT HER, SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, I WISH TO HAVE HER FULL PROFILE, MOSTLY HER EMAIL ADDRESS, SO AS TO ENABLE ME COMMUNICATE WITH HER AT WILL.
HERE IS MY PHONE NUMBER xxx-xxx-xxx-xxxx (edited to remove phone number)
Posting your phone number on this site is not a good idea.
Thanks for reading the review.
JMM