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Hitomi Kitamura – Yawaraka na Hitomi
Line Communications – Idol One Series
The Skinny: The busty cutie known as Hitomi Kitamura is back with her 7th DVD release, Yawaraka na Hitomi for Line Communications I-One Seres. We had her first one on our pages back in the fall of 2005, and we predicted big things for her. She’s got her own ‘big things’ as you can see, so we hope the suits with the deep pockets will continue to hire her, and present us with more and more of her DVDs.
After a rather spirited opening montage, which was assembled for the expressed purpose of showing us how big Hitomi’s boobs are – the main chapters begin. Right away we have her running towards us. She has to use her arms to make sure her big breasts don’t come flying out of the loose fitting bikini bra.
Once on the beach, it looks like Hitomi is building some sort of breast shaped mound of sand. We can’t really tell as the camera is in for either a facial closeup or a cleavage closeup. Ditto when a clear (see-through) beach ball is brought into play. Ok I am exaggerating. The beach ball doesn’t come into play. Instead it serves as an object for Hitomi to press against her chest.
Next out of the chute is a kitchen based scene where Hitomi is decked out in one of those cut-away, how-do-her-boobs-not fall-out style tank tops. This used to be a Miri Hanai trademark, but now Hitomi has made it her signature.
After this, we find Hitomi out in what might be called someone’s back yard. She’s under a tree, and she’s wearing what looks like some sort of ruffled length of material. First its tied around her boobs to form a bandeau top. Then she unties it and wears it like a scarf. She has this look of a frightened or none too happy model. Only as the scene ends does she seem to warm up.
A pale blue front clasp bikini top highlights the next chapter. Some of the chosen angles aren’t always flattering. Those huge objects in the front of the image are her legs.
However this is just the front part of the scene. Hitomi ends up in the bathtub. She will squirt some soapy stuff onto her chest. While she does look good, I’d have to say for a bathtub scene, this was pretty much below average. Even after she opened the front clasp of the bra – it was still a below average scene.
Next is an even weaker scene with Hitomi in a cut down light green sweater top. She’s on this pale leather counch. Not much happens.
Hitomi as a tarted-up pole dancer is next. The music is wrong. The club is empty. And without a raucous group of guys cheering her on the scene is flat.
Another poorly planned scene follows. This time we are out in the country. There’s a stream, but they don’t do much with it as far incorporating the outdoor location. And far too much of this scene is wasted on closeups. This defeats the whole purpose of the outdoors location.
A pretty decent massage scene is next on our card. Hitomi’s breasts are bigger than a handful. The massage gal needs both hands to properly massge these biggies.
A beautiful red and white kimono or yutaka is the highlight of the next chapter. Sure wish Hitomi would smile more.
A teeny-tiny white bikini adorns our model next. She’s also wearing boxing gloves. This becomes a workout with Hitomi doing some light calisthenics. She does smile, and show some life in this scene.
A faux wedding dress scene is next. This was a bad idea. Maybe the whole idea was for Hitomi to portray a “for hire lady of the night”. And the customer wants her in a wedding-style costume. Maybe. I really don’t know…what they were going for.
Fortunately we do get a sunset chapter to close the DVD. And this scene does include some nice shots of Hitomi’s caboose. She’s got a beautiful rear bumper and they failed to make many real good money shots of one of her best features until the DVD was nearly over.
Summary: a tepid effort from the almost always excellent I-One Series. I was clearly disappointed with this DVD. Hitomi didn’t smile much – the closeups weren’t flattering – and most of all, the DVD lacked energy.
It’s almost as if this DVD was produced by the numbers, and no one, including Hitomi herself, seemed to care about how it would look. They started out well, then somewhere along the way, they forget just what those numbers were supposed to be. The numbers don’t lie, and my numbers will give you a clear cut indication. Just a two-point seven five out of five on the rating meter.
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