RSSOurei Harada – With You
20 Apr 2007 2 Comments
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Ourei Harada – With You
After a stimulating opening montage we find Ourei in bed. She’s awake – tossing and turning – and our view is meant to show us what it would have looked like had it been filmed 50 years ago in 8mm. We even hear the sounds of a movie projector from the 50′s as it un-spools and re-spools the film.
Fortunately this is quite brief, and before you know it, we have the true DVD playing before our hungry eyes.
Ourei wears a man-tailored short as her sleep costume – with buttons of course. Beneath the shirt is a white bikini top which strains to contain her. She’s both cute and alluring in this scene, and a snappy guitar riff plays beneath on the sound track.
Ourei bounds into sight in a blue bikini. She makes us think she’s trying to hide behind a palm tree, but this will fool no one. She also makes sure that during the entire speech she delivers, which I think is an introduction and she gives her measurements – she’s bending towards the camera to accentuate her imposing bust line. Mind you this is only a commentary, not a criticism. I’m sure you will not want to blink while watching.
Next is a bold and beautiful orange bikini as the costume, and acres of cleavage on view for you action fans. It’s kind of an overcast day – you may take notice of this, then again some won’t given the dominating size of Ourei’s orbs. The rocky shore line has its own superb presence and serves as an unusual backdrop.
Would you like to see the sexy Ourei dressed to the nines? How does a short black sequined cocktail dress with deep neckline strike you? Here you go. I’d imagine that everyone in the disco would be watching if Ourei tried to dance in this dress. But there’s not a soul in sight. They must have shot this before the club opened. And oh yeah, Ourei doesn’t dance for us.
A short expedition to the mall is next. Ourei builds a combo candle with colored sands as the base. Kawaii (pretty) she tells us again and again. For you and I, this is five minutes wasted.
Next up Ourei crams her magnificent hooters into a snug bikini. The legend on her top reads Ocean Pacific. On a smaller busted woman we’d have to ask her to turn in order to read the writing.
Next comes the scene in the bedroom Part II. In Part I, Ourei talked for five minutes straight to a stationary camera mounted on the bureau. The camera didn’t move or follow her as she found a series of clear plastic balls each with a note inside. She’s open the ball, take out the note, show it to us and discuss it. At least four notes in Part I, and more of the same in Part II.
She wears a white bikini with a blouse over the top, and we do find out that she’s talking about Okinawa. But overall, by my count we’ve now watched nearly 15 minutes of stuff we don’t want to see. Even the pink bikini that she changes into doesn’t help much.
But at least this serves to launch the next scene where Ourei, in the pink bikini, exits the woods and trots toward us in the pink bikini. And we follow her onto the beach. There’s too much motion to this scene, and given the absolute lack of any visible blue sky, it isn’t that rewarding. Finally Ourei collapses on the beach and we do get some worthwhile posing.
Ourei even gets into the water – OK, it’s just a few inches of the sea, but the gentle tides do wash over her. And she does drop her bombs into the sea briefly.
Next Ourei is back at an indoor mall. Her black top reads GLAMOUR DIRE. Ourei ends up at an ice tea drink stand. We watch as she reads the menu, asks the sales girl, “Nan des ka? – what is this?, and then she buys the drink More shopping continues. I think she buys some cheap candy and nuts for the crew. Another wasted scene.
Pool time follows. Ourei wears a black bikini. Her hair is swept up in the back to be off her neck. Again the skies are leaden. But the black bikini provides stark contrast, and yes – this might be the best scene in the DVD. There’s a short shower sequence as well. Watch as the water falls mainly on her boobs.
Glory be – another pool scene follows. Ourei wears an unusual bathing suit. Quite sexy actually. This costume will reveal – depending on the camera angle either a sexy view of her cleavage, or a view of the bottoms of her breasts. Kudos to the art director for finding such a gorgeous and sexy bathing suit. It didn’t hurt that Ourei has one of the best and sexiest bodies.
That’s 50 minutes and the credits roll – all in kanji script – so I can’t glean any info at all. Sadly this brings us back to the bedroom for still more chatter, and yes – still more notes. Finally Ourei begins a three, two, one countdown before covering the lens with her hand.
And shazaam – we are at the indoor pool. Ourei wears a yellow bikini. She is sitting at a poolside table. I’m telling you, that in a million years, you would not be able to guess what she does next, which closes out the DVD.
That’s right – she does, or tries to do – CARD TRICKS. I am not kidding!
The word is that this is Ourei’s last DVD. Maybe she shouldn’t leave the GRAVURE IDOL WORLD with such a disappointing effort. Maybe she should have hired a new agent instead.
So what does this mean to you.? Half of the DVD is OK – they did the best they could with shaky weather for a sea-side resort. And the other half of the video is simply a waste of your time.
I’m going to sign Ourei out with just a two point seven five. I hope she can be convinced to appear before the cameras again. Trust me – this is not what you want for your last look at Ourei Harada. Buy ANY of her previous DVDs and you’ll watch an extremely busty woman doing her best to look exciting. Ourei still looks grand here when they let her. But you can’t offer us a DVD with so much unwanted fluff; we will call you on it. Folks, if you buy this one and you’ll wish you hadn’t. I’m not even going to name the producers of this DVD. If I were them, I wouldn’t want my name on it.
Apr 21, 2007 @ 12:51:19
Suppose the reason why you’re not enjoying it as much as you could is because you don’t know what she’s saying half the time. Maybe her words and those notes show more depth in her character or humor or something else, but since you probably don’t know Japanese (and neither do I), you don’t know what this all means. All we English speakers have to understand these DVDs are our eyes ogling their curves. Maybe they tried some elaborate scheme that could have gotten them a few more points on your score, at least for originality.
Apr 21, 2007 @ 14:12:44
Well J, you do make an excellent point – I don’t know what she’s saying. Maybe she is announcing the winners of a contest to spend some time with her. Ha ha!.
But this scene was repeated three times!!!!! Three minutes of this would have been creatively unique. But nearly 15 was overkill. I like an interview as much as the next guy. It gives you a clue as to the model’s personality, even if you can’t understand the words, you can read body language. And you can see if she smiles freely or is guarded about letting her emotions go public.
But this was not only too long, not only too repetitive, not only too stationary – but this was also included at the expense of more of what we really want to see in the is kind of DVD.
We all need to remember that even our favorite models will look better in some scene than others. That sometimes the models work with directors who have their own agendas. And finally what might sound like a good idea can go bad if some of the elements are done incorrectly.
Thanks for your readership and comment.
JMM