RSSBakunyu.HamiJ Yuna – Yuna Kawase
02 Jan 2007 Comments Off
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Sometimes you watch a Idol DVD and you are simply angered by certain factors like bad music, poor editing, too dark, too bright, or in some cases – the content.
The new DVD starring the super busty Yuna Kawase is called Bakunyu. HamiJ Yuna. Produced by Garomage Entertainment – the video has a series of scenes, or chapters in which Yuna is nearly bare breasted in each of them.
Except that she is wearing the silliest or even the most outlandish pasties you have ever seen. Not even once do we see the model in anything as basic as a regular bikini, or a straight bra and panties set, or even, heaven forbid, a tee-shirt and jeans. No sir. Not once.
What we have instead are a series of beyond belief pasties ranging from mere stick on strawberries, to Rolling Stone-ish long tongues, to elaborate spinning pin-wheel jobs.
Instead of showing us a superb model, in an envisionable costume (you know, something you would see at the beach, or by the pool, or in the street), they’ve got her tricked up in some outfits that you could never ever even begin to imagine.
Like the opening scene – Yuna wears a brown and white bear suit which covers her from the top of head to her sneaker tops. There’s a long strand of buttons. At first glance, Yuna looks fetching and cute in the all-enveloping, figure-totally-concealed bear sack, er suit. Then, in a not-unexpected sequence she ‘flashes ‘ us revealing strawberry pasties and a false white fur muff down below.
Scene Two has a red and white motif. The pictures give you the entire substance of this scene, which starts with Yuna walking around the pool once, and ends with her rolling on a white sheet on the pool deck. For a brief half minute you hear the still cameras clicking away furiously. This scene does you give you an excellent look at the size and shape of her boobs.
Next Yuna appears with pasties that are monkey faces. We are still poolside at the beginning of the scene. Yuna is hoisting this inflatable raft over her head and again, we see an excellent display of her breasts which are truly magnificent. Then Yuna floats on the raft, then jumps rope, before we see her again in the pool.
Next up, Yuna wears pasties of a bears face. Once again the scene is nothing to heap praises on. And once again, you’ll find yourself wishing for a more adult level of posing. She’s got the body, and the smile, but the bear-faced pasties will do nothing except spoil the fantasy. Why do they persist in playing the ‘cute’ card to no one’s advantage?
The following scene is the height of ridiculous pasties or the acme of the colossal wasting of a pair of stunning tits. These pasties have like mini-pin-wheel-propellers attached. And they spin. Fortunately, Yuna smiles throughout.
Before you get too accustomed to the spinning pinwheel pasties, Yuna appears next in a faux-leopard fur bikini, sitting on a sofa in the backyard. A leaf serves to cover her genitals. Soon the bikini is discarded and Yuna makes her tits wigle and jiggle, or swing and sway. The nipples are covered by ‘matching’ leaf pasties.
Next up is Yuna playing in the backyard in what we used to call “running and crawling through the lawn sprinkler”. This time the pasties are badges with a skull on them. There’s some impressive shots of Yuna on hands and knees which is fine if you love to see boobs dangling. Would you believe the sprinkler hose is then wrapped around Yuna so she seemingly sprouts water from everywhere and in every direction.
There’s lots more – Yuna in the swimming pool, eating watermelon while wearing Mario Bros.-like pasties. Followed by Yuna chomping on a banana. Slowly. Or Yuna on a bed by the pool. Her pasties are Blue, white, and red targets. Her panties are a design with a Japanese geisha hidng behind a red,white, and blue, stars and stripes fan.
Are you getting the point yet? How about Yuna tied in yellow and white cords while her boobs are supported by plastic hands on rods. The pasties are icycle pops on sticks with smiley faces on the them.
Did the producers hire the costume designer from sixth grade?
Next Yuna is in the pool wearing swatches of Christmas wrapping paper in electric colors. How about five point stars as pasties?
There’s more to describe along the same lines – but I can’t do it. We’ll close with the last scene. Yuna is tied up. The pasties are rabbit heads. Six hands on rods with the forefinger pointing are used to poke and prod Yuna’s jiggling bust.
Three point zero is the best I can do. I have never ever wanted more to see a busty beauty encased in a sexy bikini, and it never happens. If you like big boobies you get them in this DVD but not they way you hoped for. And it is a shame. The DVD is otherwise superbly shot, and the very busty model seems to be enjoying herself throughout – even in the closing scene where six different hands, attached to long rods, are used to poke Yuna’s boobs repeatedly.
I really hope this is the last of this genre for Yuna. Sadly, this DVD is more about making the model giggle, instead of making the tits jiggle. Yuna, good sport that she is, must have thought this was funny. I didn’t.
Bakunyu HamiJ Yuna – Yuna Kawase
Garomage Enterprises
http://www.garoaida.co.jp/main/detail/detail.ctl.php?product_id=209
http://www.play-asia.com/paOS-13-71-ag-49-en-15-Yuna-70-1qs1.html